Dear Doughnut Time,
Last night, we cheated on you. For some reason, we wanted to try something new. We’d found this new place that we had wanted to try for ages, and at the very least we thought it could be just as good as you. Oh how wrong we were. So, here it is: We bought six doughnuts from one of your competitors. And it will never happen again.
Senaai Chapple 